SEATTLE, WA

MIKEHUCCI HERTZ.

Food videos.
Website projects.

I’m Mike. I share Seattle food on TikTok and build websites through Armani Web Design.

Food inquiries I need a website

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A fictional website inspector Mike looking at a laptop.

ALSO BUILDS WEBSITES

Mike wearing a theatrical crown in a fictional sandwich-king scene.

Mike's recognizable face in a deliberately Photoshopped astronaut suit, holding a french fry.

FOOD VIDEOS
FROM SEATTLE.

Photo edits featuring Mike.

MIKE HUCCI HERTZ · SEATTLEFind me on TikTok

01 The food investigation

SEATTLE AND SURROUNDING AREAS / CASE FILE 001

Extremely serious about unserious things.

YOUR FOOD.
UNDER REVIEW.

Own a restaurant, cafe, or food truck? Invite me to visit, or pitch a sponsored feature.

Mike, in a deliberately fictional composite, studying a hot dog with a wooden ruler in a diner. — Precision is everything.

A / INVITE

Come check
out my spot.

Independent invitations. I'll decide whether to visit or post, and my actual experience is the verdict.

Invite Mike

B / COLLABORATE

Let's make
something.

Clearly disclosed sponsored content. We agree on deliverables, compensation, and timing before booking.

Pitch a collaboration

A complimentary meal or any other material benefit may require disclosure even if no fee is paid. An inquiry isn't a booking or a promise to post.

02 The other day job

I BUILD
WEBSITES.

I build custom websites for businesses through Armani Web Design. New sites are my main focus. I can also help with redesigns and repairs.

An obviously fictional photo composite of Mike as a construction inspector examining a laptop with a magnifying glass. — Licensed to have opinions. Not an actual inspector.

Let’s build your website Visit Armani Web Design

NEW WEBSITE / EXAMPLE EXAMPLE ONLY

fictional-business.example

GOOD COMPANY.WORK / ABOUT / CONTACT

EXAMPLE NEW WEBSITE

GOOD FIRST
IMPRESSIONS.

Clear message. Clear next step. A site that makes sense.

LET’S TALK ↗

BUILT FROM SCRATCH.

An example of a new business website.

This interactive demo is fictional. It is not a real client website, testimonial, or measured improvement.

03 Questionable career choices

ONE GUY.
UNLIMITED JOBS.

Eight characters. Eight expressions. Fifteen places Mike probably shouldn’t be.

A spaghetti tornado with orbiting meatballs above an empty small-town street. — Pizza attorney / Spaghetti tornado

Mike as the pizza attorney, with an unimpressed deadpan expression. — Pizza attorney / Spaghetti tornado

THE MIKE GENERATOR

THE PEOPLE V. PEPPERONI

THE PIZZA ATTORNEY

Location: Spaghetti tornadoMood: Deadpan

Shuffle the character, expression, and scene. Keep the parts you like.

Keep this Mike Keep this expression Keep this background

960 combinations. Absolutely no qualifications.

Every role pictured is a deliberately fictional photo composite, not a real job, endorsement, or event.

A satirical composite of Mike in a paper crown and theatrical cape with a sandwich.

04 A very important fundraiser

FUND THE
OPERATION.

Against all odds, this content continues to exist. If a video made you laugh or helped you find your next meal, leaving a tip is a completely optional way to support it.

Tips are optional. You’re supporting me, not buying an endorsement, service, or guaranteed reply. Payments happen on Cash App.

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05 Business inquiries

LET'S MAKE
CONTACT.

Tell me about your business or project. This is an inquiry, not a confirmed booking.

Send the detailsFood invitation, sponsored promotion, or website.
I look it overNo visit, post, or reply is guaranteed.
We agree firstPaid work starts only after content, fee, and timing are set.

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YOUR REQUEST / START HERE

What are you reaching out about?01 / THE KIND OF VISITIndependent review invitationInvite me to check out your spot. No visit, post, or verdict is guaranteed.Paid promotional featureA clearly disclosed sponsored feature. We agree on deliverables, fees, and timing before booking.

02 / THE DETAILS

Who am I talking to?

Just enough to get the conversation going.

Your name

Email address

Business name

Additional contact info (optional)

Website or social link (optional)

Phone number (optional)

Neighborhood or city

What kind of spot is it?

Will you provide anything of value?

What are you offering? (optional)

03 / THE PITCH

The important part.

Tell me what's on your mind. No corporate language required.

Tell me about your spot

I understand an independent invitation does not guarantee a visit, post, or positive review. This inquiry does not confirm a booking. Any paid or gifted relationship will be clearly disclosed in the content.

I have read the Privacy Notice and agree to my details being used to respond to this inquiry.

Sending an inquiry doesn’t confirm a booking. No payment is collected here.

MIKEHUCCI HERTZ.

YOUR FOOD.UNDER REVIEW.

Come checkout my spot.

Let's makesomething.

I BUILDWEBSITES.

GOOD FIRSTIMPRESSIONS.